Student Hot air balloon Pilot
Falls over door step.
Says "Look at the Choo Choo".
Wets himself with water pistol.
Stays on dry land; and
Mumbles to himself.
Commercial Hot air Balloon Pilot
Runs into buildings.
Can recognise a steam locomotive three time out of five.
Is not issued with guns.
Can stay afloat with a Mae West; and
Talks to walls.
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