Q: What's the difference between a hot air ballooning instructor and a large pizza?
A: The large pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: How do you get a hot air ballooning instructor off your front porch?
A: You pay for the pizza.
Added by Justin Galbraith on June 21, 2011 at 12:18am — 1 Comment
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