What the difference between?

[Justin Galbraith]

Q: What's the difference between a hot air ballooning instructor and a large pizza?

A: The large pizza can feed a family of four.

 

 

Q: How do you get a hot air ballooning instructor off your front porch?

A: You pay for the pizza.

[Barb Smith]

Sad but true...... love it :)  Not much incentive there - that's why the sport is dying in the bum in Australia, there's just not the selfless dedication anymore - well - it's too bloody expensive for a start!!