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check this video out from the history channel. Monkey Balloon Race - What Were They Thinking? Monkeys have been around for a long time. So have hot air balloons. So have adorable costumes. It was only a matter of time until someone decided to combine all three, forcing the little monkeys to wear costumes of various countries and sending them off into the wild blue yonder. Do the monkeys ever land or do they just sail away forever? The clip leaves it up to you, the viewer, to decide. http://www… Continue

Three commercial balloon pilots, sitting together bragging about how they had told their new wives what their balloon crewing duties were: Terry had married an English girl, and bragged that he had told her that in addition to retrieve driving, she had to do all the navigating by herself and refueling too. He said that it took a couple of flights before he saw any results, but on the third flight he landed and she was already there, she then refueled, and everything was done satisfactorily. Ji… Continue

I'm excited, would have to be my favorite event. Remember to bring the hot weather toys just in case, so dust off or go and buy a kite, frizbee, and some vortex balls. Easter eggs must be packed as well ;-) Make sure you've got material and balloons maybe even an outfit for the street parade. Super soakers should be the item of the day and plenty of lollies to throw at the crowd. Also glow sticks etc for the night glow. Apparently 21 balloons this year for a good fun event. If you've… Continue

Student Hot air balloon Pilot Falls over door step. Says "Look at the Choo Choo". Wets himself with water pistol. Stays on dry land; and Mumbles to himself. Commercial Hot air Balloon Pilot Runs into buildings. Can recognise a steam locomotive three time out of five. Is not issued with guns. Can stay afloat with a Mae West; and Talks to walls. Competition Hot air balloon Pilot Demolishes chimney when leaping small hut. Is run over by steam locomotives. Can handle a gun.… Continue

Dear Deirdre,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs, phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up, etc.

My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but usually fall asleep.

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